Hi. Yes, you’ve guessed it. I am starting a blog.
There is one thing you should know about me: I like to talk. So, I’m going to tell you about things going on in my life. (Once a week, maybe but probably not, I will post a new thing.)
Another thing you should know before you read: I very strongly dislike Harry Potter. VERY STRONGLY. Which you will no doubt hear about.
So, here’s some news: I’m going to be busy for the next three weeks, so I’m going to post three things. Then, you’ll be all caught up! I will put a week on a header, so you’ll know.
week of 11/6/2022
I feel like I’m not going to keep up with this! I mean, I want to write the pages long, but how am I going to keep up with this? Maybe I write for every week in the year at once? And I’m also not a really great typer. I have to look at the keyboard when I type. I took a typing course online, but I pretty much did it mostly my own way. So I didn’t learn how to do it. But anyway, you want to hear about topics. So here is one, on the topic of sad things is one: I’ve never caught a fish! I’ve gone fishing, though, and people around me have caught fish, but me. Never. I don’t know how right that is though. I mean, if you love animals, you might say it is wrong. Well, for me I love certain animals. And I love certain foods. So, I’m mixed. I would never, ever hurt one though. Hey, I have some pets!
Here is another question I want an answer to: there is this book duo(?), and I want the second one. But they make me upset/sad when I think about it. They are biologically changed animals. One of the main character’s a dog, and in the second one his brother is re-introduced. So I want to see what happened to his brother, if the brother was changed, but I don’t want to be sad. What do you think?
Week of 11/14/2022
So. What I want to talk about today is book prices, or prices overall.
Prices are so high! I won’t use kindles, so I buy actual books. Can we agree that REAL books are better? Thank you. So, books are so expensive, and bookstores don’t give you rewards points. No they don’t. So, what do I do? Buy more books. It’s entertainment, but it’s so expensive. If you want kids to grow up reading, I suggest NOT charging $9.95 for a little choose your own adventure book. Especially if you’re a valued customer who spends SO MUCH MONEY at your bookstore. I mean HOW?? And then, it doesn’t stop at books. Everything is too expensive. Even if it’s not fancy. The places that used to have low prices have high ones. Then, the food stores raised the prices. And pharmacies. Like, when you need food or face soap, it shouldn’t be so expensive. If they made everything cheaper, people would buy more. But now, companies now know that we’ll buy things at higher prices. So, there you have it.
Week of 11/21/22
I like optical illusions. So, today I’m going to talk about what I should talk about. If you have any requests, I will make a form. I really learned how to do that! Anyway, I can’t talk about books, because maybe you dislike the book or haven’t read it. TV shows are out for the same reason. And toys. So, I’m going to talk about commercials. They are fun, and there are a lot of bad ones. First one up is…(drumroll please)..one for a mixer/blender I saw on TV. The lady on it was whispering, and it was pretty, I don’t know, creepy. She would whisper everything. The blenders looked good though. There were different colored ones, and cheetah ones, so that was good. I only saw it once. After that, it was gone. I haven’t seen it to this day since. I saw it this year, though, so not that dramatic. And Halloween ones are creepy. I’m the kind of person who likes to watch TV before I go to sleep, and yeah, they are creepy. Yesterday, I saw a commercial about a cannibal? I had to cover my eyes. I would say that the marketing department did a fairly good job on it, but there was one scene-ugh. I’m not going to go into it.
SO! Hi. I hope every one has had a nice Thanksgiving. Now, we’re going into the holiday season! I hope everyone is excited to get ready for whatever holiday you’re celebrating.
So. I’m thinking of giving one of the Harry Potter books a try. I’ve never read any of them. But I hate Harry Potter very much. Truth be told, I’ve only seen the movie. But that doesn’t matter! I’ve heard that Harry Potter isn’t a nice guy anyway. If that’s true, why do people like him? It’s so weird.
Fine, I know I’m like the only person in the whole wide world who doesn’t like Harry Potter, but some of my beef with him comes from the fact that Turban Guy was bad-what’s his name again?